We've Come A Long Way Baby

Well What Do You Say to That?

On Sundays, I grab 25 mild catalogs (no vibes in them) and drive around, stopping at salons, pubs, etc. until they are gone.

Today, with only about 5 catalogs left, I pulled into Lords and Ladies Hair Salon. It was a typical city salon, with a group of about 7 women drinking coffee, gossiping and getting dyed. Typical, that is, until I looked closer and realized that 4 (possibly more) of the women were not...well, women.

Hey that's cool-I'm not mad at ya. But, at this point I had already told them that I was there to talk to them about Pure Romance. So, I needed to go through with my "30 second commercial." I think it may have been awkward to turn around and swiftly remove myself from the situation after I had already initiated conversation with these lovely ladies. So, I pretended I didn't notice that they were 6 feet tall with a 5 'o clock shadow.

I smiled and talked and left my information and got the hell out. Actually, one of the women (with a vagina) ended up being a pretty good party lead. I would love to know how hard they were laughing at after I left.

Sex Positions Women Love

Ok, this article is from Men's Health. But, as a woman I will verify that this article is worth a read for you and the one you let have sex with you.

Missionary

It's tame, but it's a natural starter because of strong eye contact, says Kerner. "But men often ejaculate faster because of the friction." To last longer and keep her happy, switch to a move that maintains clitoral pressure without so much thrusting.

Spider

Sit back and pull her toward you while you both lift your knees. "Physically, it allows her to feel a deeper, more intense, more intimate stimulation than missionary, with less friction," says Candida Royalle, author of How to Tell a Naked Man What to Do.

Reverse Cowgirl

Encourage her to turn around and face away from you. This creates G-spot stimulation for her, and the change will help you hold out longer. If she seems uncomfortable on top, resume the spider or try the spork, two natural transitions

Doggy-style

"It's the most arousing position for men, because it's the most primal," says Linda Banner, Ph.D., author of Advanced Sexual Techniques. The angle also allows for deeper penetration, which ups your chances of stimulating her G-spot.

Belly Flop

Grab a pillow and enjoy a little downtime. "Lay the woman on her stomach with the pillow under her hips so her pelvis is angled and you have a better chance of hitting her G-spot," says Banner. Extend your arms to keep the weight off her.

Lazy Man

Here's another move that maintains intimacy. Simply lean back and gently pull her on top. "This can help women feel in control," says Sarah Janosik, a sex therapist and cofounder and clinical director of the Austin Center for Sexual Medicine.

Spork

Similar to spooning but slightly more ambitious, this position makes a natural bridge to more creative positions. "If she's limber enough, he can also lift her leg, thus increasing penetration," says René Hollander, Ph.D., a sex therapist.

Man Chair

Once past the basics, positions become "more about psychological novelty," says Kerner. Doggy-style is about your dominance, but from there you can naturally transition into this rear-entry position that puts her in the driver's seat.

Move logically between positions to increase her arousal.

Spring Specials for Email Orders!

Top 5 Spring Picks

Come Clean

Give a new meaning to “Spring Cleaning” with Pure Romance’s Come Clean – the must-have toy cleaner! A light cleanser with a wide range of bacteria-killing properties that inhibit microbial and fungal activity, it should be used before and after toy use to prevent increased risk of infection. Available in 4oz. $9.50 and 8oz. $13.50. Sale 4oz $7.00 8oz $11.00

Body Dew

Spring is in the air, but before you break out your short-sleeved tops or open-toed heels, you’ll want to replenish your skin with this one-of-a-kind gentle moisturizer. Its soothing formula can maintain moisture for even the driest skin. Available in Original, Green Tea and Pear Berry $12.50. Sale $10.00

Coochy

Spring Break is just around the corner so before you bare your bikini-clad body be sure to pack this rash-free unisex conditioning shave cream which is gentle for all areas of the body. It also doubles as a moisturizing hair conditioner! Available in Original, Green Tea and Pear Berry; 4 oz. $10.50 and 8oz. $16.50. Sale 4oz $8.00 8oz $14.00

Basic Instinct

No spring fling is complete without our pheromone-infused Basic Instinct. This unisex sex attractant can be layered with perfume or cologne to help either a man or woman feel more sexy, confident and daring. Comes with a convenient roll-on applicator. $26.00 10.2 ml. Sale $22.50

Kiss

Refresh your body with this light body mist, infused with green and white tea extracts. Its subtle hint of pheromones make it a perfect accessory for any blooming romance! Available in Plumeria $18.00. Sale $15.00


These are MY sales, not Pure Romance's so you MUST email to order! katherineproctor@pureromance.com

Valid Thru 5/23/2009

Hot Dates

The following date/time slots are open in my calendar! Each date has a special incentive for the hostess! Email me at katherineproctor@pureromance.com to pick yours-hurry these fill up fast!

Date - Hostess Incentive
May 16 2:00 P.M. - 20% Hostess Credits

May 23 7:00 P.M. - Free Product of Your Choice (Under $40)

June 13 2:00 P.M - 15% Hostess Credits

June 13 7:00 P.M - Free Product of Your Choice (Under $25)

June 12 7:00 PM - Free X Scream

June 26 7:00 PM - Free Hot Heart Massager

Tying the Knot Pure Romance Style

New special for Brides to be!
Host a party, or have one of your bridesmaids host a party and you get to create a Pure Romance registry!

Everyone at the party is encouraged to buy you something off of your wish list PLUS you get 15% hostess credit (instead of 10%)

If your party sales are over $700 (they usually are) you also get a Bride Basket with:
Romance Bubbles
A Pulsa Bath Ball
Between the Sheets

Book today!
Email me with questions: katherineproctor@pureromance.com

Test Your Knowledge

with this quick quiz from Women's Health. It's fun and informative!
It's also a great party game for your Pure Romance get together's.
I'll ask your party goers these questions and the lady with the most correct answer wins Romance Bubbles!

Take the quiz
Book a party
Check out Romance Bubbles